Saturday, April 4, 2009

North Korea

Today they launched what was believed to be a test of a long range missile. We're up in arms as is the rest of the UN.

Why?

Why do we care? Let all the other ingrates on this planet worry about what a small pocket of lunatics decide to do.

US critics worry that N. Korea will develope a rocket able to hit, Hawaii, Alaska & possibly the western United States.

Again, why are we worried?

If N. Korea launched an unprovoked attack, that 8x11 piece of dirt would become a parking lot within 3 hours. They are not stupid enough to insite a suicide mission for nothing. There's nothing to gain.

Why can't we tell them to F off, do what you want and let the rest of the world worry about policing them?

My 2.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Thought of the Day

The G-20 summit in London today was met by a bunch of angry protesters. Protesters rule!

During their lunch break from their jobs as coffee specialists, these kind and constructive folks took to the street to protest world leaders. A GLG-20 from each country was in attendance.

The protesters consisted of anti-war, anti capitalism & save the environmental zealots. Well typically this creed is one in the same. So anyway these "save our planet global warming ELFS protested by:

Burning plastic, rubber & metals in the streets of London releasing toxic gases into our atmosphere.

F'ing brilliant. Donkeys.