The Gym

Just like peanut butter & jelly and strippers & glitter, some things I see at the gym go hand in hand. When I see one, I'll see the other.

Guy with cell phone.......................and a jug of water.
Guy with weight belt.....................and his own bottle of ripped fuel.
Guy with gloves.............................and matching workout "outfit" with combed hair.
Guy with wife beater.........................and a beanie. (Which is it dude? You hot or cold?)
Full length mirror......................and a guy shadow boxing himself in between sets of curls.
Guy with ipod........................and neoprene Ultimate Warrior ipod holster strapped to the bicept. (The bigger one of course)

A place where men once went to repent and serve god, the gym has completely morphed into a safe haven for dickheads.

I love working out by myself, but my own silence forces me to ease into hearing other peoples conversations.
This is how some conversations go down. (the following exchange was between apparent gym aquaintances)

"Hey bro" (they never know each others names, so its bro)
"Hey bud" (the reciprocation)
"Haven't seen you in here in a while, what's been going on?"
"Ah, you know just taking some time off. Man, you're guns are looking huge."
"Yeah, really? I've been training them pretty hard."

Seriously? Dude.........Seriously??
That is the 2nd reason why I don't talk to people in the gym. I don't want anyone telling me that my calves are lookin' tight!

Facebook Abuse: 1

Facebook abusers come in various forms.
Note to the Serial Status updater ................I don't understand you!

It's Friday night and THAT guy who feels compelled to update their status ever half hour drops:
"Hey all my FB friends, .........TGIF guys, have a fantastic weekend."

Isn't that.......or better yet shouldn't that be a sign off until sometime on Monday? In other words, "ya'll won't hear from me for a couple days, have a good one." ?

We all know that as soon as you tell us to have a great weekend, you're gonna be updating the girth of the crap you take 8 minutes later. Give it a rest you narcissist.

Facebook abuse gives Facebook a bad name for those of us simply trolling the network looking for a glimpse or two of the ho's we ran through 10 years earlier.

Afghanistan

Just like the Russians did in the 80's........we need to bounce up out that sandbox. Kind of.

Let's get our military our of there and stop acting like we're trying to occupy and stabilize that cesspool of lunacy. What are we trying to do? Create a democracy in a corrupt country that doesn't want it and who doesn't like us no matter what we do? Let's get the F out. However....

Let's remind them that we're always around. Kind of linger and appear like a cold sore out of the blue. Special opps and big ass bombs are enough to remind them that we can F them up at will.

You can't win a conventional war with guerrillas. You can't win a war against a enemy that has no boundaries. You can't win a war against an ideology held by complete uneducated house rats. How do you fight against or rationalize or wage diplomacy against individuals willing to strap TNT to their nuts and blow themselves up? People so blind in faith that believe they'll score 72 skanky, hairy dust mites in heaven by becoming a martyr.

We will lose this war because we no longer have the testicular fortitude that our grandparents had to push our chips forward and say "ALL IN!" As inhumane, gnarly and unpopular as it may have been our grandparents knew to exterminate your enemy and get ghetto or don't get involved.

And right now we don't want to be involved.

ACORN

Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now. Anarchists and con artists hell bent on advancing a socialist agenda.

This group has been exposed. Let's figure out and what we know about ACORN and wrap it up with the most important part of all.

• Forget the fact about multiple accounts of voter registration fraud.
• Forget the fact that ACORN is a partisan organization who uses taxpayer money to advance the careers and agendas of Democrats.
• Forget the fact that through ACORNs massive tentacles, they funnel and launder money through other various organizations throughout the country.
• Forget the fact that ACORN was the cover story in every media outlet during the last presidential election, therefore relevant, however NO media outlet admits they exist now except FOX.
• Forget the fact that The Chrysler had significant ties with ACORN for years and years.
  Forget the fact that The Chrysler still has ties to high ranking officials within the ACORN organization.
• Forget the fact that The Chrysler denies any part of that.
• Forget the fact that most recently 5 or so undercover videos confirmed ACORN was offering tax and other financial advise on how to run prostitution rings and rings with under aged girls smuggled in from Mexico.
• Forget all of that.

The part that is most important, most critical to all of this is nothing mentioned above. The thing that is most pivotal and that everyone should be focusing on is the hooker in those undercover videos. Dude, that chick was kinda hot.