Question of the Day

Why do all grocery stores hide their restrooms?

It's like trying to find a clock or the cash-out counter in a casino.

Every time I enter grocery stores with the sole intent of using their facilities in an emergency, I can't F'ing find it.

If you ever want to know who's main purpose for being in a grocery store is "NOT, to buy food", look for the dude with a frown, pacing around the store like he has bamboo shoved up his ass. It's because he can't find the god damn bathrooms. The bathrooms are hidden in obscure areas like where you'd buy flowers. Guys don't go there.

To make things worse, trying to find the bathroom in a grocery store is similar to driving to an unknown location without a map. We'd rather navigate by the stars than stop to ask someone for directions. We'll hit every square foot of that store to find the crapper before we ask.