Facebook

Facebook is interesting every once in a while for a couple minutes............and then it turns gay again.

Facebook is nothing more than a way to become an electronic pack rat. However, it's not physical and useless crap that you're hoarding, now you're just stockpiling...."friends".

When you're a pack rat you collect pieces of shit. Shit like a clay figurine mice dressed as a Nazi soldiers. And for a day or two it gives you some kind of euphoric boost.

"Dang, these are cool. I have to keep them forever."

But after a day or two you forget about them, never look at them and could care less if you ever see them again. However, you keep the Third Reich because you are a pack rat.


Facebook allows you to electronically collect shit (ie friends). Friends who you haven't heard from, haven't seen or even heard about in 15 years suddenly pop up in your inbox requesting to be "friends."

Wow.........the euphoric boost! "Hey man....how are you? Haven't seen you in half my lifetime, but what are you up to?"


And that conversation might go back and forth a couple times. But then like the Nazi Mice, they just disappear into your collection of crap never to be heard from again.