Tuesday, November 4, 2008

My Visit to the Voting Booth

I wasn't really sure where I was supposed to report, so I just followed the signs that said "Voting Booth", .............in 5 languages.

When I found it and made my way inside I got to over hear 2 communists having a conversation about the pitiful performance and low approval ratings of the current administration. Granted, however Stalin & Gorbachev failed to mention the abysmal ratings their own pinko controlled congress. How convenient. I came close to offering my opinion, but changed my mind.

I also remembered that it wasn't necessary to show my ID to get my ballot, even though I was prepared to do so.

Soooooo, we offer voting assistance to every language that could swing a vote. And you don't need to be who you say you are to cast a ballot.

If you are too lazy, ignorant or incompetent not to have some type of state issued ID, you do not deserve a vote. Does someone living here for 20 years who can't (refuses) to speak english or has been here for 2 months, and can't speak english, earn the right to dictate how our country is run?


Only in America

Montgomery Brewster was a good pick. I wonder if the Geriatric collecting my ballot will have any idea who the hell that is.

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