The Power Of Alcohol

I usually do not fully grasp the power of inebriation, because typically I'm the inebriated. But alcohol when used correctly, is a powerful drug.

I happen to be a snowflake in a coalmine at one of the last football games I attended. Old school friends and family that I haven't in a long time.

In front of us were the drunks. The blonde chick, 3 bottles of Boones deep, in front of me turns around and says, "you're children are adorable"

I look at her. Then look to my left, then to my right. I see 5 black children hopping around in their seats.

"You talking to me?"
"umm yeah."
"Those kids?" "Are you retarded?"

Granted they were handsome kids, so I'll take the compliment, but come on dude. Seriously? I'm the only honkey in our section and she turns to me to compliment my black friends kids?

She was trippin', but I knew it was alcohol. Had she been on weed she would never have turned around since it would have interferred with her trying to count all 35,000 people at the game.
Had she been on acid or shrooms, she wouldn't have made it past the 1st quarter.

The power of alcohol.