Never keep money in your wallet, keep it in your sock.
Therefore, when a bum comes up to you begging for money you can pull out your wallet, show it to him and say:
"Sorry yo! I'm broke like you."
Then you don't have to feel bad that you just didn't want to give him a buck for his 40 of Bud Ice.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Things I Hate
I can't stand it when you are standing in line........the back of the line mind you.......waiting for your turn to get to the counter and order your food.
We're standing there as it is, nuts to butts,.....in a loud raucous dining establishment and the food person feels the need to take your order while you're 10 yards deep.
I don't like to yell, I don't like to talk loudly. I don't like to talk period when I don't know you. But you feel the need to yell to me 10 yards deep in line what would I like to order. So instead of ignoring her, I tell her BURRITO!
While preparing, she continues to yell to me over the heads of 15 people. Well, F her, I whispered.
Her: "WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?"
Me: "I'd like extra cheese on that"
Her: "WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?"
Me: "I'd like extra cheese on that"
Her: "WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?"
Me: "I'd like extra cheese on that"
By that time, she became a lip reader as did I when I read "asshole".
What is the necessity to shuffle us through like cows to a slaughter as fast as possible with people yelling every which way like a day trader at the stock exchange?
Just unnecessary.
We're standing there as it is, nuts to butts,.....in a loud raucous dining establishment and the food person feels the need to take your order while you're 10 yards deep.
I don't like to yell, I don't like to talk loudly. I don't like to talk period when I don't know you. But you feel the need to yell to me 10 yards deep in line what would I like to order. So instead of ignoring her, I tell her BURRITO!
While preparing, she continues to yell to me over the heads of 15 people. Well, F her, I whispered.
Her: "WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?"
Me: "I'd like extra cheese on that"
Her: "WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?"
Me: "I'd like extra cheese on that"
Her: "WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?"
Me: "I'd like extra cheese on that"
By that time, she became a lip reader as did I when I read "asshole".
What is the necessity to shuffle us through like cows to a slaughter as fast as possible with people yelling every which way like a day trader at the stock exchange?
Just unnecessary.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Teaching your Kindergardner how to pull Root?
The moral fabricators of the civilized nations are at it again. The United Nations are advocating the teaching of 5 year olds about masturbation.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543203,00.html
WTF? I happen to know some 5 years olds and it's not going to improve my day when one of them tries to tell me about how earlier in the day he was punching clown to the Disney Channel. WTF? Why is this necessary?
The United Nations, who is basically no different than a US govn't organization, but worse and more useless somehow thinks that a 5 year old is mature enough and intelligent enough to inform them on sex relationships, sexual violence, HIV education and of course thumping the dumb-guy.
These kids don't need to find pleasure in wacking off, they need to find pleasure in their GI Joes with the Kung Foo grip.
Is it that I simply don't think that it's appropriate for a 5 year old who still has the mind of a cantaloupe to try to comprehend these things?
Or perhaps I'm just jealous? Maybe I'm just pissed that I didn't learn about my shiny Kojak Doll until much later in life.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543203,00.html
WTF? I happen to know some 5 years olds and it's not going to improve my day when one of them tries to tell me about how earlier in the day he was punching clown to the Disney Channel. WTF? Why is this necessary?
The United Nations, who is basically no different than a US govn't organization, but worse and more useless somehow thinks that a 5 year old is mature enough and intelligent enough to inform them on sex relationships, sexual violence, HIV education and of course thumping the dumb-guy.
These kids don't need to find pleasure in wacking off, they need to find pleasure in their GI Joes with the Kung Foo grip.
Is it that I simply don't think that it's appropriate for a 5 year old who still has the mind of a cantaloupe to try to comprehend these things?
Or perhaps I'm just jealous? Maybe I'm just pissed that I didn't learn about my shiny Kojak Doll until much later in life.
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