Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Teaching your Kindergardner how to pull Root?

The moral fabricators of the civilized nations are at it again. The United Nations are advocating the teaching of 5 year olds about masturbation.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543203,00.html

WTF? I happen to know some 5 years olds and it's not going to improve my day when one of them tries to tell me about how earlier in the day he was punching clown to the Disney Channel. WTF? Why is this necessary?

The United Nations, who is basically no different than a US govn't organization, but worse and more useless somehow thinks that a 5 year old is mature enough and intelligent enough to inform them on sex relationships, sexual violence, HIV education and of course thumping the dumb-guy.

These kids don't need to find pleasure in wacking off, they need to find pleasure in their GI Joes with the Kung Foo grip.

Is it that I simply don't think that it's appropriate for a 5 year old who still has the mind of a cantaloupe to try to comprehend these things?

Or perhaps I'm just jealous? Maybe I'm just pissed that I didn't learn about my shiny Kojak Doll until much later in life.

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