Besides herpes.
The Oklahoma Drill.
For all you homos out there who've never strapped it on, the Oklahoma drill is a football drill typically done on the 1st day or two of full pads after reporting to football camp. This offensive , satanist, cowardly drill has been implemented for decades. Whether it be Pop Warner, High School, College or Pro, everyone knows the Oklahoma Drill.
And everyone knows it was invented by an offensive dick, who needed to give his homo's a boost of confidence as they are naturally a bunch of pussy's.
Out of 11 offensive players on the field, you typically have 9 gays. These gays need morale boosters during their first days in camp after a long summer of conditioning/training via bicycling around main streets on Saturday mornings in their singlets with shaved arms.
Back to the Oklahoma Drill. Let me set the stage. Between 2 cones spaced about 3 feet apart, you have a large offensive fat man in a 3 pt stance and you reside 5 yards across from him. On the 1st sound it is mandatory to sprint those 5 yards towards each other and collide recreating Sonny Bono into a tree. While this is happening, there is a ball carrier that is behind the large offensive fat man that is charging behind him.
You are isolated on an island to try to stop them. In front of your team, your friends, your coaches. Even if you destroy your fat person, you usually have an angry black man running full speed at you to blast you off balance.
99% of the time, the cheaters win.
99% of the time, the cheaters whoop and holler and call you a bitch.
Like they did something.
Keep your head on a swivel fatboy.
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