Soap.
I believe is a conspiracy.
The makers of soap have long told us that their products are de-greasers and de-grimers and removes the sludge and bacteria from our skin. What if water simply does that naturally, yet your skin just naturally stinks?
What if it was nothing more than a odor masking agent? Just like deodorant. All soap companies probably make deodorant, so now they got us buying two items that only masks our funk until it wears off.
When you shower with soap, you are wiping on a fresh scenting "deodorant". Then you apply a brand of deodorant, made by the same people as the soap. Then when your soap sent wears off, you are now relying on the power of your speed stick until your next shower.
Could it be that humans just f'ing stink at all times (similar to Euro's) and the only way to not stink is to continually apply chemicals to our bodies?
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dude- first of all i have always thought this- put it up there with the dog aqrgument
2nd- you just said humans stink at all times- similar to euros
comedy- euros are aliens or something huh
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