Mans great invention.
You get to pretend you're talking a piss in the snow or in a bush, but you actually get to stand up and piss on a wall. Inside a building.
A great invention.
They are pretty sick though if you think about it. How many roots have defiled these urinals?
But.........it's collateral damage for such a great thing.
Damage like the everlasting presence of "the pube". There's always going to be a stray, on every urinal. What I don't get is when you muscle up to the pisser and it looks as though someone just got a haircut.
My first question is, who the F has 4" long pubes? 2nd Question is what is with the abnormal pube release? Did somebody get angry and say "Dammit, I have too many pubes, " and just start ripping them out? Perhaps they are currently undergoing chemo and they just shook out when he unwrapped his unit. Similar to unwrapping the dried out Christmas tree that you get from Home Depot.
They guys selling gum, cologne and cigarettes should keep a Dustbuster handy.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
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