I have answered my own question about schizophrenics.
Wouldn't you be cussing out and threatening your imaginary person if they followed you around, nagging you to death 24-7? Wouldn't you act like a deranged lunatic shaking your head in irritable convulsions and constantly changing direction while walking in an effort to escape the nonstop chirping going on in your ear? Wouldn't you mumble angry half sentences under your breath? If that was your daily life, you'd appear crazy too.
However, I've noticed that sane people act in the same fashion as people with schizophrenia. It's just that there is a real life human being attached to their hip, buzzing constantly in their ear about insignificant & irritation crap.
Their called wives.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Quote of the Day
"I don't care if that lobster is wrapped in gold, I ain't spending $320 for any of it." - Carl Limar
I hate being up sold on something when I don't want to be sold something in the first place. When the frozen meat man comes door to door telling me I can get 40lbs of steaks for $300, but I can get an extra box of lobster tails if I spend $320.............you get a smart ass response.
I hate being up sold on something when I don't want to be sold something in the first place. When the frozen meat man comes door to door telling me I can get 40lbs of steaks for $300, but I can get an extra box of lobster tails if I spend $320.............you get a smart ass response.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Crazy People
I want to be schizophrenic for a week. And I want it documented on video.
Have you ever witnessed schizo's arguing and yelling at imaginary people? It's fascinating. They're always cussing out some kind of adversary or enemy they have. The schizo's are always hurling volatile slurs and threats to some "being" that doesn't exist.
"WHAT? What the fuck did you say!? Do you know who I am!? I'll fucking kill you" (Then spits at a wall)
"Dibba dabba mutha fuka. Shit eh own da booba. Ima git yimma did that like a sucka monkey. Punk ass bitch!" (Grabs crotch)
When was the last time you've heard a schitzo's have a civil conversation? When was the last time you didn't see a schizo not waging war with the enemy? Why haven't we ever heard:
"Hey, fantastic job you did with the Johnson account. That's really going to pay us dividends down the road."
"Excuse me. Could you pass the Grey Poupon my fine man?"
I want, for a week, to find my inner enemy and act as if they are real. And I want my torment taped.
Have you ever witnessed schizo's arguing and yelling at imaginary people? It's fascinating. They're always cussing out some kind of adversary or enemy they have. The schizo's are always hurling volatile slurs and threats to some "being" that doesn't exist.
"WHAT? What the fuck did you say!? Do you know who I am!? I'll fucking kill you" (Then spits at a wall)
"Dibba dabba mutha fuka. Shit eh own da booba. Ima git yimma did that like a sucka monkey. Punk ass bitch!" (Grabs crotch)
When was the last time you've heard a schitzo's have a civil conversation? When was the last time you didn't see a schizo not waging war with the enemy? Why haven't we ever heard:
"Hey, fantastic job you did with the Johnson account. That's really going to pay us dividends down the road."
"Excuse me. Could you pass the Grey Poupon my fine man?"
I want, for a week, to find my inner enemy and act as if they are real. And I want my torment taped.
Friday, February 4, 2011
TV
There is some great stuff on TV right now. Every time I turn on the tube, there is something keeping my interest.
Madness in the Middle East
China using "Top Gun" footage in their news casts to show their AirForce supremacy.
Cairo on Fire
Charlie Sheen snorting a suitcase full of porn stars and banging cocaine all night long.
Last night I caught Real Sports with Bryant Gumball. It was good. Stories about football, football reporters and ex football players. Fascinating stuff. However, the most interesting was about Nate Newton.
We all know Nate Newton. You've seen that belly and admired it. Throughout the 90's he was an integral part of the equation. He was one of the most feared..............drug smugglers ever to play in the NFL.
Dude at one point was tipping 4bills. How did that guy ever get off the ball when he harboured a small Vietnamese family inside his belly?
The story in Real Sports was about ex NFL'ers exploding like hot air balloons after their playing days were over. Can you imaging Nate Newton nowadays? Holy F'ing Christ!
JJ Walker, I mean, Nate Newton has shed like 600 pounds since his playing days. The story was fascinating. Newton works out 6 hours a day and says:
"I'd rather have working out too much kill me then spend all day on the couch with constant trips heading to the fridge."
Tips in nowadays at around 210.
Madness in the Middle East
China using "Top Gun" footage in their news casts to show their AirForce supremacy.
Cairo on Fire
Charlie Sheen snorting a suitcase full of porn stars and banging cocaine all night long.
Last night I caught Real Sports with Bryant Gumball. It was good. Stories about football, football reporters and ex football players. Fascinating stuff. However, the most interesting was about Nate Newton.
We all know Nate Newton. You've seen that belly and admired it. Throughout the 90's he was an integral part of the equation. He was one of the most feared..............drug smugglers ever to play in the NFL.
Dude at one point was tipping 4bills. How did that guy ever get off the ball when he harboured a small Vietnamese family inside his belly?
The story in Real Sports was about ex NFL'ers exploding like hot air balloons after their playing days were over. Can you imaging Nate Newton nowadays? Holy F'ing Christ!
JJ Walker, I mean, Nate Newton has shed like 600 pounds since his playing days. The story was fascinating. Newton works out 6 hours a day and says:
"I'd rather have working out too much kill me then spend all day on the couch with constant trips heading to the fridge."
Tips in nowadays at around 210.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Eruption in Egypt
I have been watching this footage all week long. It's f'ing crazy. Anti-Government protesters going bananas, Protesters against the Anti-Government protesters going bananas. Everyones going nuts.
They have an oppressive president ruling over the common people. A US supported & financed oppressive president ruling there and it's been that way for decades. "The people" are pissed and they've had enough. Time for the uprising.
Time for the stones, bricks and Molotov cocktails. Time for the rebar fights and flag burning in the streets. All walks of life roaming into the street, angry with piss & vinegar running through their veins. You've seen this on TV before. You've seen the mayhem before. (Actually it doesn't matter what middle east country is in an uprising, you've seen the footage before.)
100% male. All dudes wearing their tribal pajamas, burlap robes, fake Levis & Puma gear, business suits. Business Suits? WTF?
Who the F wears a suit to a riot? Who rolls to a riot prepared to throw rocks and hurl flaming gas in a bottle wearing a suit? There can be only 2 reasons for showing up at a riot wearing a suit.
1) Mohamed works as a Cairo banker and decided on his smoke break that chucking a few bricks off an overpass was a good use of his time.
2) Mohamed's interview was at 8am, so kicking someone on the ground at 7:30 was a good way to get psyched up for his appt.
Actually, since no work is being done in Cairo, that meant Mohamed dressed this morning in a suit on his way to the riot. Who does that?
They say, they're always prepared for martyrdom. Perhaps being prepared to get shot by authorities, having a service and being buried all in one morning is part of the plan.
They have an oppressive president ruling over the common people. A US supported & financed oppressive president ruling there and it's been that way for decades. "The people" are pissed and they've had enough. Time for the uprising.
Time for the stones, bricks and Molotov cocktails. Time for the rebar fights and flag burning in the streets. All walks of life roaming into the street, angry with piss & vinegar running through their veins. You've seen this on TV before. You've seen the mayhem before. (Actually it doesn't matter what middle east country is in an uprising, you've seen the footage before.)
100% male. All dudes wearing their tribal pajamas, burlap robes, fake Levis & Puma gear, business suits. Business Suits? WTF?
Who the F wears a suit to a riot? Who rolls to a riot prepared to throw rocks and hurl flaming gas in a bottle wearing a suit? There can be only 2 reasons for showing up at a riot wearing a suit.
1) Mohamed works as a Cairo banker and decided on his smoke break that chucking a few bricks off an overpass was a good use of his time.
2) Mohamed's interview was at 8am, so kicking someone on the ground at 7:30 was a good way to get psyched up for his appt.
Actually, since no work is being done in Cairo, that meant Mohamed dressed this morning in a suit on his way to the riot. Who does that?
They say, they're always prepared for martyrdom. Perhaps being prepared to get shot by authorities, having a service and being buried all in one morning is part of the plan.
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