Crazy People

I want to be schizophrenic for a week. And I want it documented on video.

Have you ever witnessed schizo's arguing and yelling at imaginary people? It's fascinating. They're always cussing out some kind of adversary or enemy they have. The schizo's are always hurling volatile slurs and threats to some "being" that doesn't exist.

"WHAT? What the fuck did you say!? Do you know who I am!? I'll fucking kill you" (Then spits at a wall)
"Dibba dabba mutha fuka. Shit eh own da booba. Ima git yimma did that like a sucka monkey. Punk ass bitch!" (Grabs crotch)

When was the last time you've heard a schitzo's have a civil conversation? When was the last time you didn't see a schizo not waging war with the enemy? Why haven't we ever heard:

"Hey, fantastic job you did with the Johnson account. That's really going to pay us dividends down the road."
"Excuse me. Could you pass the Grey Poupon my fine man?"

I want, for a week, to find my inner enemy and act as if they are real. And I want my torment taped.