Things I Hate: 7

This is so long overdue. Right next to me being able to hear you chew your food, this is up there with some of the all time pet peeves.

Talking on the Cell Phones at the Gym: A contribution by AJ.

"""Cell phones are great, they cause brain cancer, car accidents and let us booty call sharks at 2AM. However, along with this miracle of modern mankind comes some negatives...

Take for example the waste of skin at the gym who blabs away on the bike going just over 11 RPMs, the treadmill going .03 MPH or the guy in the muscle shirt with one hand on the Blackberry and the other on the curl bar.

Now I am sure their are some great reasons to be on the phone at the gym.
You're a doctor on call for emergencies.
You're wife is 8months, 3 weeks and 6 days pregnant and baby be coming any minute.
Ted Striker is on the other end and you are talking him through landing a 747 into Chicago.
Regis called and you need to help your friend decide if the Congo is longer and the Nile for 1 Million bucks.
Or maybe you're such a tool that you need other people to notice you and think you're so important you're taking calls at the gym.

Maybe you should just shut your hole and break a sweat...Hey Alexander G. Bell, if you can carry a conversation you aren't pushing yourself hard enough..."""

-Man, leave that shit in the car for 40 minutes. You're not going to die without it.
I recently (name to remain anonymous) received a text making fun of the no sleeved dude, utilizing his cell phone while getting swoll, at the gym. My response?: "aren't you in the gym also using your cell phone?"

Ted Striker: All time drop!