Things I Hate: 8

One thing I have noticed about life on the left coast is the people. They are health conscious and better looking, however pretty shallow, shelfish, and self-aborbed.

Case and point…the knob that tries to get past you in the store aisle and says "Excuse you!" Hmmm…lets think about this for a second. If you are trying to get past me…odds are I was there first. If you look at the primal order of things, this would mean I have more right to that space then you do. I'm like Magellan and I found this mother! Thus, you should go with "Excuse me".

Since you are inconveniencing me, and asking me to stop sifting through Puma gear to allow you to pass…..........you my friend are in need of being excused in this case.

Perhaps the next time some slap says "Excuse you" while trying to pass me I will chuck him into the clothes rack, thump my chest and shout "NONE SHALL PASS!!!"

In general I think we face an overall degradation of manners in our society, I think this movement started in Cali. I think Mr. & Mrs 'cuse you maybe the same person who flicks their cigarette butt out the window while sporting their "Go Green" bumper sticker on their hybrid. They take 29 items into the 15 items or less line at the market, and spends $551 dollars on their outfit so they can look retro. Oh yah..most likely they talk on their cell phone at the gym too.

NICE AJ...