Conspiracy Theory of the Day.

Damn those Chinamen are smart. It is common knowledge that China is the present day Soviet Union for us. How often do we here about moles, spies, cyber warfare between us and the Chinese? They are ruthless and crafty and we should be scared of them.

Even though they would smoke us if a war ever broke out, it's just not going to be necessary.

Just like Mexico taking over the US through immigration is referred to as "being conquered without a single shot fired."

The Chinese will infiltrate us and take us over without a single shot fired.

I caught my 3 1/2 year old speaking Chinese yesterday. Yes, you've heard me correctly. Speaking Chinese sitting on my bed.

There is a god dammed show on a children's TV network called Ni Hao, Kai-Lan. And yes, they are teaching our youngsters how to speak F'ing Chinese. I know you've seen these bastards, but possibly haven't paid much attention to it.

I'm all up for teaching youngsters different languages, but wouldn't it seem a bit more appropriate to start with something like.........Mexican?

I bet, if you found the root producers of this Ni Hao, Kai-Lan, you'd introduce yourself to the spy network of the PLA, Public Liberation Army of China.

We are so F'ed.