The Handicapped Stall

I think, by code, all commercial places of business must have handicapped dumping facilities. That would either be a single restroom, which has the handrail to assist the physically disabled OR the nice, over sized, luxurious stall in a heavily trafficked restroom area.

I like using these.

I don't understand why people shy away from the stall with more than enough elbow room, a butler serving hor'dourves, and enough space for push ups in case you're on your first date and need to get in an emergency swell.

I'm not trying to be rude to the less fortunate who need the accessibility of a larger stall, but they were not built for the sole reason of THEM using it. They were built so they COULD use it. Nowhere in the public crapping rulebook does it say the general population can't use it.

All I'm saying is, the chances are SO remote that you'll tie up the handi-stall while a true person of need is waiting outside with his brow sweating because he's about to shit his chair. If that happens, dude, it's just not your day and you'll be crowned king of the A-holes.