The Last Man Standing

You've heard this term before.

It usually applies to:
The last man alive on the field of battle.
The last gladiator alive in the arena.
Hulk Hogan in the cage match after he choked out all his oponents with some barbed wire.

To me, it became an F'ed up sign of aging.

Upon studying my face in the mirror, I noticed this lone soldier strand of hair jetting out in the middle of my forehead. I wondered..........how the F did this mutant hair get all the way out there? Hey little buddy, are ya lost?

Unfortunately, it wasn't a mutant, but marked the spot where my hair line used to be.

For it......was The Last Man Standing.

but he's gone now too.