Thursday, April 7, 2011

Physics

A mouse and the bottom of my foot should not occupy the same space at the same time. It could be deadly. How does that happen? You can't manually catch a mouse if you tried, yet I managed to exterminate a mouse with the bottom of my foot by accident. Am I that good? Should I open up an "all natural" rodent extermination company? My company slogan would be "No sprays or fum'as ......I use my Puma's" The death took place right outside of my garage door. I had just walked past the same area 15 seconds beforehand with the lights on and there was no mouse there lying on the ground. How did I manage this? I'm fast, but I know I'm not that fast. Was it mouse suicide? Did the mouse say, "To hell with this, I can take this NO MORE", and ran underneath my foot as it decended to the floor? It had to be. What are the chances this was purely coincidental?

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