Physics

A mouse and the bottom of my foot should not occupy the same space at the same time. It could be deadly. How does that happen? You can't manually catch a mouse if you tried, yet I managed to exterminate a mouse with the bottom of my foot by accident. Am I that good? Should I open up an "all natural" rodent extermination company? My company slogan would be "No sprays or fum'as ......I use my Puma's" The death took place right outside of my garage door. I had just walked past the same area 15 seconds beforehand with the lights on and there was no mouse there lying on the ground. How did I manage this? I'm fast, but I know I'm not that fast. Was it mouse suicide? Did the mouse say, "To hell with this, I can take this NO MORE", and ran underneath my foot as it decended to the floor? It had to be. What are the chances this was purely coincidental?

Ed Huchuli:

I have ordered a Fatwa of death for you. DEATH!

There is a nice hot seat waiting for you in hell where that XXS polyester striped shirt will melt to your skin for eternity.

Hell

I read Dantes Inferno in an english class in college. Well, I kinda skimmed it......possibly the cliff notes even. I know I'd get a lot more out of it now-a-days and I would probably enjoy it. If I remember right, the main point of the book was the different stages of hell you would land in based on your particular sin. And you would relive that hell over and over for the end of time. Wow. Reliving something henouis for eternity almost makes me want to become a pries........well not that far, but you get the point.

I think about my own personal hell. I don't need to commit any sins to do it, but if I had to relive this over and over for eternity, than dammit, yes I would join the priesthood.

I'm severely hung over. SEVERELY.
I'm driving my wifes old Jeep Liberty where the sun visor keeps falling so I can't see.
I'm listening to mariachi music......and it's loud.
I'm on my way to ........(there's multiple places I hate to be)
And I'm driving 6 miles an hour because there's a pack of god damn bicyclers in my way.

Theres always a couple things that float in and out of my hell, but those 5 have been the staple for years now.

The Hypocracy of Death

Just to lay it out, I sit on both sides of the fence on this one, but have only one opinion in the matter. I'm for death. Abortion and Capital Punishment.

When you draw political lines, the right wings claims that all babies have a right to life and that the violent killers are condemned to die. The left says it's a womans right to choose if they want to keep and unwanted pregnancy (or not) and that all violent criminals have the right to life behind bars without being executed by the state.

I need some kind of explanation. Why do some say it is OK to kill a baby/fetus when they have done nothing to deserve death, they have no say in the matter, can't do anything to prevent it and never asked to be in that situation in the first place? Yet some of those same people will fight tooth and nail to prevent a guilty, condemned, violent killer from being put to death.

I don't understand that hypocrisy. Abortion is ok, but the death penalty isn't? I need a rationalization behind that. I've heard one argument before, which is "Life behind bars is far more difficult & harsh. The death penalty is giving these people the easy way out."

I need something stronger than that. That's a bunch of crap. The same people who say that are the same twisted liers that fight tooth and nail for prisoner rights and the need for more accomodating and friendly jails. If you say, life behind bars is supposed to be hell on earth to pay for the crime you committed, then don't protest and advocate for jails to be compassionate and sensative.

That being said, are hard line advoates for "Choice" and "anti-death penalty" mentally ill, dilusional or evil? Let me know cuz I just can't figure it out.