Watch where you're walking

I peed on my kids head today. I'm not sure what I think about that. At the time, and even at the moment I guess, I still think it's real funny. Of course it was an accident. I mean, he wasn't over there playing with his trucks and daddy decided to water him down. I had stepped into the bathroom downstairs to take a wiz before I left for work and kinda left the door open. I knew he was standing behind me and he usually likes to see whats going on so I kinda spread my legs apart real far to block his path towards the toilet. Low and behold, he comes charging underneath my legs through the tunnel I've created. He hovered right below my pals, while I danced and jockied around like my feet were on fire to get out of his way. DIRECT HIT! Lucky for me I was on my way out the door. I had to signal for the closer to come in and take care of business so I could leave. Wives are good for all kinds of stuff.