Monday, April 21, 2008

THEY KNOW!!!! THEY KNOW!!!!!

Do we ever stop caring about the little things?

The answer, apparently, is.... yes.

It is confirmed. Old people know when they blow ass in public. They just don't care! And more power to'em.

A new study finds that the "Oldest Americans are the happiest".

Apparently, when you come to grips with who you are, where you've been and what you've accomplished........you begin to become...... happy? So the study says.

I would have never guessed that while staring down the barrel of death, you are you're happiest. That's a good thing to know.

I feel as though I've come full circle and answered my first question. Yes we do stop caring about the little things. Yes, we will not sweat the small stuff. And yes, when you are 80 years old and rip a fart in line at the super market, you don't care.
Because you care less what the 33 year old in line next to you thinks. Why would you care what some youngster thinks when you have dust camped out in your underware that's older then they are?

So the next time you see some old fellah flipping you the bird because you just cut him off on the road, remember: He didn't flip you off, he was happily waving, but the other 4 fingers just couldn't get into position.

No comments: