The Unbeknowing Guest Writer....

From the originator of the Elevator Chronicals. It brings me joy when this person gets pissed. Here we go...

"Dude, people bug the living sha-hift out of me. First of all, I had some teenager call my house and here is how the conversation went:

Me “Hello”
Her “Hello”
Me “Uh…HELLO”
Her “Hello”
...Silence...
Her “Who is this?”
Me “You called me, who’s this?”
Her “Is this Jennifer’s house?”
Me “No”…click

Now all this could have been avoided if she could have just asked for the mutha-f-ing person right off the bat for f sakes! Dude, one of my pet peeves is when I answer the phone and say hello and then other person responds with “Hello”, absolutely hate that!!! Don’t call my house and expect me to ask the questions!!!! F!!! Now I’m pissed again!

Then the other day I was in LA Fitness going to take a leak and right as am getting ready to drain, some dude walks up next to me to take a piss, (pulled up the leg of his shorts instead of pulling the front of his shorts down like any normal human being) and starts pissing next to me. There were 5 other urinals available and he has to choose the one right next to me! I need to go to a padded room soon, I can feel it…"

Lovely.....