Richard Reid. Also known as The Shoe Bomber.
Do you remember when airport security was still somewhat normal? Even after 9/11? I mean, we didn't have to strip down anything that wouldn't trip the metal detectors. After all, the only thing the TSA people were looking for were standard issue weapons. Guns, Knives, Box Cutters, Hand Grenades, RPG's etc.
Now they have to be on the lookout for F'ing Shoe Bombs. WTF? The whole process of traveling has changed. And because racial profiling makes people cry, old people and infants who are both currently crapping in their pants as they go through security get a good ole Mexican Federali shakedown.
Over the weekend I saw a 1 year old get stripped of her tiny plastic & rubber shoes to get scanned. Come on, lets use some common sense. How F'ing stupid is that? I mean, there is more plastic & rubber mass in the elastic waistband of my god damn underware than there are in those shoes.
Whats next? Are we going to have to roll through the metal detectors donned in "The Worst Look Ever" so I can send my skibbies through the X-Ray machine?
If thats the case, I'm moving to Vegas and going to work the TSA Sunday morning shift to shakedown all the ho's on their way home from their weekend employment.
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The issue with your Sunday shakedown is you will have to deal with drunk irishmen who have gambled away thier childrens college tuition.....that is enough to keep me home
Yeah, but at least I'll be able to see you roll through in nothing but a T'shirt & socks. Funny, you were about 51% of the inspiration to "the worst look ever"
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