Everybody, at least once, has made this fashion faux pus. It's far worse than anything that came out of the 80's. Worse than the pegged pants or butt tight Magnum PI shorts. It's worse than the dirt we wore in the 90's when our clothes smelled exactly like they looked since wardrobes were furnished by Good Will & the Salvation Army.
This look isn't necessarily a fashion statement. You kinda just fall into this situation.
Imagine yourself or anybody you know, donning a T-Shirt & socks. Thats It.
White athletic socks and a t-shirt of your choice. Preferably one that simply drapes right to the belt line.
There are only 2 acceptable times when this look is to be worn.
1) If your completely F'ing weird.
2) You are absolutely annihilated, your arms are wrapped around the toilet bowl and the noises coming out of you are from Hell itself.
Don't lie. You know you've been there. And when you're there it aint good. I am curious though, to know what conscious or ......unconscious decision we make when we think that stripping off everything but those 2 items is the appropriate action. Why not the socks and shirt and just roll with the pants? At least we might look cool.
There can't be a more low moment in your life when you wake up, in the bathroom, looking like that, ass frozen & trying to piece together what the hell you did the night before.
At least your feet kept warm.
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