Mr. Zimmern. Did you have a grand time in Beijing? Where you able to find all the delicacies your fat, little, troubled heart desires? Did the clouds part way and a beam of light come shining down on ..........."The House of Penis"? Did you run to it like a little kid sprinting to the line of a roller coaster?
Yeah, he did it. He found a restaurant that SPECIALIZES in serving,.........penis.
Yak penis, tortoise penis, deer penis, ox penis, snake penis. Snake penis?
This sick bastard has lost my viewership. This sick bastard almost made my wife boot on her pillow.
Oh, yes, while he smiled with yummy delight at the taste and texture of the peni, the local he was with was turning green with every bite off the chopstick.
I swear to god if it was possible, Zimmern would slice off his own Johnson, sautee it in butter and enjoy every last morsel.
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