Thursday, June 26, 2008

Living proof the Devil exists....

Weeds.

In my yard, I have earned my stripes. I've put in enough hours to rename myself Manuel. I tend to my plants, trees, flowers & grass on a daily basis. If I don't they will surely die. The perfect storm of crappy growing conditions exist in my yard. The laws of nature and physics are defied in my yard. It is a constant battle.

However.

I could turn my sprinklers off, leave for 10 days and return to weeds that have grown out of the cracks in my god damn patio. Weeds that are 3 feet tall and greener than the Amazon. While everything else is dead.

Weeds are made up of the same molecular structure as plants and flowers right? They need the same things to live right? Then how in THE hell do they grow and thrive while everything you want to grow dies out?

Satan

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