Besides herpes.
The Oklahoma Drill.
For all you homos out there who've never strapped it on, the Oklahoma drill is a football drill typically done on the 1st day or two of full pads after reporting to football camp. This offensive , satanist, cowardly drill has been implemented for decades. Whether it be Pop Warner, High School, College or Pro, everyone knows the Oklahoma Drill.
And everyone knows it was invented by an offensive dick, who needed to give his homo's a boost of confidence as they are naturally a bunch of pussy's.
Out of 11 offensive players on the field, you typically have 9 gays. These gays need morale boosters during their first days in camp after a long summer of conditioning/training via bicycling around main streets on Saturday mornings in their singlets with shaved arms.
Back to the Oklahoma Drill. Let me set the stage. Between 2 cones spaced about 3 feet apart, you have a large offensive fat man in a 3 pt stance and you reside 5 yards across from him. On the 1st sound it is mandatory to sprint those 5 yards towards each other and collide recreating Sonny Bono into a tree. While this is happening, there is a ball carrier that is behind the large offensive fat man that is charging behind him.
You are isolated on an island to try to stop them. In front of your team, your friends, your coaches. Even if you destroy your fat person, you usually have an angry black man running full speed at you to blast you off balance.
99% of the time, the cheaters win.
99% of the time, the cheaters whoop and holler and call you a bitch.
Like they did something.
Keep your head on a swivel fatboy.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Thought of the Day
Soap.
I believe is a conspiracy.
The makers of soap have long told us that their products are de-greasers and de-grimers and removes the sludge and bacteria from our skin. What if water simply does that naturally, yet your skin just naturally stinks?
What if it was nothing more than a odor masking agent? Just like deodorant. All soap companies probably make deodorant, so now they got us buying two items that only masks our funk until it wears off.
When you shower with soap, you are wiping on a fresh scenting "deodorant". Then you apply a brand of deodorant, made by the same people as the soap. Then when your soap sent wears off, you are now relying on the power of your speed stick until your next shower.
Could it be that humans just f'ing stink at all times (similar to Euro's) and the only way to not stink is to continually apply chemicals to our bodies?
I believe is a conspiracy.
The makers of soap have long told us that their products are de-greasers and de-grimers and removes the sludge and bacteria from our skin. What if water simply does that naturally, yet your skin just naturally stinks?
What if it was nothing more than a odor masking agent? Just like deodorant. All soap companies probably make deodorant, so now they got us buying two items that only masks our funk until it wears off.
When you shower with soap, you are wiping on a fresh scenting "deodorant". Then you apply a brand of deodorant, made by the same people as the soap. Then when your soap sent wears off, you are now relying on the power of your speed stick until your next shower.
Could it be that humans just f'ing stink at all times (similar to Euro's) and the only way to not stink is to continually apply chemicals to our bodies?
Thursday, August 13, 2009
The Healthcare Debate
Don't get me wrong, I'm ok with reforming health care because I think it's too expensive, but I don't think that socializing medical care takes care of that issue.
I still believe the best medical care on Earth exists in this country. We have more safety nets and programs for people without medical care than any place on Earth. More people are covered, by far, than not covered with some sort of health benefit plan.
Proponents complain that there needs to be more competition in the marketplace, thus a public option needs to be thrown in the mix. Really? How about allowing all 1300 something insurance companies to compete in every market and state in the country? Currently they can't and that limits competition.
Proponent claim that places like Canada, Switzerland & the UK have superior systems for free. Well great, but they aren't trying to support the costs associated with a population of 300 million and unknown millions here illegally who will also receive benefits. And talk to me about the success rates in those countries for treating cancer & other illnesses vs what we have here.
The Chrysler once said, "Don't be afraid of this, it's a good thing. If we were afraid of outer space, we would have never gotten to the moon."
Well that's great, but NASA didn't go from conception to planting flags on the moon in 6 months.
I know we can use reform, that is a given, but don't jamb Chrysler Care down our throats in 6 months when nobody can explain what the hell it is, including the Chrysler himself.
I still believe the best medical care on Earth exists in this country. We have more safety nets and programs for people without medical care than any place on Earth. More people are covered, by far, than not covered with some sort of health benefit plan.
Proponents complain that there needs to be more competition in the marketplace, thus a public option needs to be thrown in the mix. Really? How about allowing all 1300 something insurance companies to compete in every market and state in the country? Currently they can't and that limits competition.
Proponent claim that places like Canada, Switzerland & the UK have superior systems for free. Well great, but they aren't trying to support the costs associated with a population of 300 million and unknown millions here illegally who will also receive benefits. And talk to me about the success rates in those countries for treating cancer & other illnesses vs what we have here.
The Chrysler once said, "Don't be afraid of this, it's a good thing. If we were afraid of outer space, we would have never gotten to the moon."
Well that's great, but NASA didn't go from conception to planting flags on the moon in 6 months.
I know we can use reform, that is a given, but don't jamb Chrysler Care down our throats in 6 months when nobody can explain what the hell it is, including the Chrysler himself.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Question of the Day
Isn't the whole point behind exercising to push your body to the maximum? To exert yourself to burn calories, build muscle, get your heart racing, sweat your fat out.......etc?
When I go to the gym, I see people scantily clothed on the treadmill or the exercise bike or in the jazzersize room. Just tiny shorts and tank tops.
When I'm at the beach, I see swimmers 100 yards off swimming up and down the beach wearing nothing but speedos.
On Saturday mornings when I try to run over bicyclers, I see them in skin tight leotards breaking the wind with aerodynamics.
I don't get all this. If it's exercise, shouldn't you be making it harder on yourself. Shouldn't we see people at the gym wrapped in sweats and a Glad Bag? Shouldn't swimmers have jeans on with a bag of sand taped to their back? Shouldn't bicyclers wear skydiving suits?
Why make it easy? Just a thought.
When I go to the gym, I see people scantily clothed on the treadmill or the exercise bike or in the jazzersize room. Just tiny shorts and tank tops.
When I'm at the beach, I see swimmers 100 yards off swimming up and down the beach wearing nothing but speedos.
On Saturday mornings when I try to run over bicyclers, I see them in skin tight leotards breaking the wind with aerodynamics.
I don't get all this. If it's exercise, shouldn't you be making it harder on yourself. Shouldn't we see people at the gym wrapped in sweats and a Glad Bag? Shouldn't swimmers have jeans on with a bag of sand taped to their back? Shouldn't bicyclers wear skydiving suits?
Why make it easy? Just a thought.
The Hypocrisy Continues.....
And they're at it again.
The Sultans' of sit-in's. The Inventors of interruptions. The Prince of Protests.
Yes, the liberals are at it again. They are now widely denouncing the formal, informal, organized or unorganized gatherings of people demonstrating against healthcare.
Historically, conservatives don't protest. With the exception of anti-abortion lunatics, they basically keep to themselves with a low profile. Apparently, no longer and the lefties don't like what their own medicine is tasting like.
It started with the tea parties and currently has become about the healthcare debate.
How dare these people dissent upon what The Chrysler and his fleet of hoopties are trying to jam down the peoples throat. How dare these people "organize" demonstrations and tactics to voice their genuine anger. Wasn't it their own Hilary Clinton who once shrieked that she was tired of hearing that if they disagree and dissent upon the current administration it was un American?
Isn't that what the the left has been doing for the past 40 years? Organized dissent on basically ANYTHING they find themselves in the minority about? Kicking and screaming until they got what they want?
Welcome to the party hypocrites.
The Sultans' of sit-in's. The Inventors of interruptions. The Prince of Protests.
Yes, the liberals are at it again. They are now widely denouncing the formal, informal, organized or unorganized gatherings of people demonstrating against healthcare.
Historically, conservatives don't protest. With the exception of anti-abortion lunatics, they basically keep to themselves with a low profile. Apparently, no longer and the lefties don't like what their own medicine is tasting like.
It started with the tea parties and currently has become about the healthcare debate.
How dare these people dissent upon what The Chrysler and his fleet of hoopties are trying to jam down the peoples throat. How dare these people "organize" demonstrations and tactics to voice their genuine anger. Wasn't it their own Hilary Clinton who once shrieked that she was tired of hearing that if they disagree and dissent upon the current administration it was un American?
Isn't that what the the left has been doing for the past 40 years? Organized dissent on basically ANYTHING they find themselves in the minority about? Kicking and screaming until they got what they want?
Welcome to the party hypocrites.
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