The Grenade

90% of men have jumped on the grenade for their boy. The other 10% lie and say they haven't.

We've all been there. Your boys hooking up, she's hot, you're stoked for him................but she ain't leaving without her troll. Yeah her, the ugly friend. The outcome with the hot chick and The Grenade is only happening one of two ways.

1) That Ewok is going to cock block your friend so he gets none.
or
2) You grab your helmet, except your Purple Heart and you dive flat onto that thing.

It's all good. Jumping on the grenade for a friend is something you automatically get a pass for. Like a slump buster. Nobody frowns upon you. You're average doesn't take a hit. You took one for the team and it's all good.

That being said, if you are an ugly chick you'd be a moron not to pay good money to hang out with hot chicks who like to party. She'd get served more steak and eggs than a bed & breakfast on Castro Street.