One of the great food shows on TV right now is Man Vs. Food. It's a show about this guy Adam Richman who travels across the country to find the best eateries that are known for ridiculous and massive amounts of food. It's total War of eating.

Today was Carl Vs. Food. I went to war with a burrito. However it wasn't because of its unusual size. Today marks the first time in my life I've ever been injured eating food.

My god damned burrito stabbed me in the face. The hardened, sharpened corner of the tortilla stabbed me in my god dammed face, punctured my lip and drew blood. At first I didn't have a clue what had just happened except for something hurt.

I kept chewing, but hesitantly. Like a 7 year old biting into that mini snickers bar that they got from the weird house on Halloween. Did I have a razor in my lunch? Was it a piece of glass? I mean, I'm eating a burrito one second and in pain & bleeding the next. WTF?

What are the chances of that? THAT ain't taco sauce amigo.