This blog is usually about random thoughts. Random obscure thoughts that usually slip into most peoples minds, but make an immediate exit without time to soak in and dwell. Random thoughts for me on the other hand get stuck for a while. Stuck like a crab in a crab cage bouncing off the walls looking for an exit that will never be found. Random thoughts linger like a fart on a windless day circulating in my mind like a centrifuge until I reach my conclusions.
But today I wasn't thinking nor did I have a random thought. No, my mind was not working when I decided it was a good idea to put my 9 month old into her pajamas and ready for bed with no diaper on. WTF do you think was going through her mind?
"Really dad? F'ing really? Do you think I plan on hurdling out of my crib and walking to the bathroom when my bananas works their way through me?"
It didn't take long for me to realize what I've done. 2 Separate functions within 5 whole minutes landed a new pair of pajamas straight into the garbage can with no hopes of salvage.
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